A friend is using her first breakup to fish for attention(i think). What the hell do i do?

Just because she calls doesn't mean you have to go and hold her hand. You are choosing to do that. They are her issues and she is dealing with them the only way she knows how. Just because that is different to how you would deal with things doesn't make it wrong. It is really unethical to broadcast people's real names in public forums. So just let it all go. With the amount you have written here it is clear that it is you who is seeking attention!